Alternatives to Dorm Sex
When you are living in a dorm room it can make getting laid somewhat difficult, which is why you need as many alternatives as possible when it comes to where you can go to seal the deal. There is always a motel room if you live close to one. Sometimes you will be able to find them relatively cheap, so you won’t have to spend that much to get a room. There are even some motels which charge by the hour, although you will find that they aren’t always the cleanest, but when you are desperate it usually doesn’t really matter. Besides a motel there are other options, like using your parent’s house if they are gone.
You can always use your old room if there is still a bed there. Just make sure that your parents don’t come home while you are doing it, and if they do you can always just pretend that you were showing her around where you live. Always have a back up plan when it comes to potentially-embarrassing situations like these. You can also try an empty room somewhere around campus, but make sure that it has a lock so no one will accidentally walk in on you.
Usually you can find quite a few vacant places around your college if you really look; a janitor’s closet or even in an empty classroom that isn’t being used. Ask her if she has a place you can go to, unless of course she lives on a campus as well. Try telling your roommates to get lost or even pay them off to get out for a few hours. Chances are if you offer them cash they will understand. If that doesn’t work then you can always find an empty parking lot and hop into the back seat.
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