Published on Tuesday, May 4, 2010 by Jason Cinco de Mayo has nothing to do with the good 'ol You Ess of Ay but we still celebrate it anyway. Hate us or love us we don't discriminate when it comes to holidays. If there's a reason to act rowdy and consume alcohol, we're there and probably six beers deep by the time you show up. Several reasons to celebrate are 1. You Can Learn Some History For those who ar...

Published on Monday, April 12, 2010 by Jason It's not even Summer and already shit is hitting the fan in the year 2010. In particular Golf's greatest asset, Tiger Woods, came under fire for having an affair. All I can say is watch that episode of South Park, because they hit the nail on the head perfectly. You mean to tell me...that when a man's rich and famous he'll use these things to have sex with as many wom...

Published on Monday, March 29, 2010 by Jason Spring Break is a time for all of us to kick back relax and let loose. School's had us locked up for too long! Time to get out there and party! Fortunately and unfortunately, there are just some things you can't avoid... 1. Getting Wasted I mean let's be real here. It's Spring Break. If you DON'T get completely destroyed during Spring Break you're obviously not rela...

Published on Tuesday, March 23, 2010 by Jason Lets face it; college isn't all sunshine and buttercups (or easy drunk girls and endless amounts of drugs if you don't like sunshine or flowers). There are things and life lessons you learn in college that you won't learn anywhere else. There are always the guys and girls that you will find in every class, but sometimes it's being surrounded by these people that dri...

Published on Monday, March 22, 2010 by Jason The best part about guy movies is that it isn't a genre. Unlike chick flicks guy movies don't require mushy love stories and a compelling protagonist with obvious problems. Guy movies require three things: action, violence, nudity. Seriously. Humor as well of course, but we find humor in sick things such as dismembered children and elderly people falling. Wedding...

Published on Thursday, March 11, 2010 by Jason You asked for it...you got it! After we unveiled the five guys you'll find in every college lecture, we answered your prayers and vuola! May we present five girls you'll find in every lecture. 1. The Girl Who Does Her Hair/Makeup/Nails She apparently didn't have time to do it in her dorm, so she's doing it in class. I have no problem with girls and their hair, the...

Published on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 by Jason Being in college you paid to get a piece of paper saying you're qualified to do most things an intelligent Chimp could do. Maybe not Thermodynamics but you get the gist. Unfortunately for some of us college students, there are people in the class who didn't come there to learn. Class to them is like an annex to their social life. I'll split this one down the middl...

Published on Thursday, February 11, 2010 by Jason 10. He keeps staring at your target; basically saying "my friend wants to lay your tile" You spent all night proving to the hottest girl on the dance team that she isn't as cool as she thinks she is and you are indeed the man.  You have her half a drink and one giggle away from dropping her Bebe thong on your floor and like a bat out of hell, she hits the brakes.Â...

Published on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 by Jason It's almost February 14th. For some guys, it's the best day of the year. Spending all day with your girl and guaranteed action. For most of us, it's the worst. Spending all day with your girl (watching shitty romantic-comedies) and guaranteed action (provided you wine and dine her). Here are some scenarios for us college guys put find ourselves in on or before that ...

Published on Tuesday, February 9, 2010 by Jason If you don't have a facebook, well congratulations. You still have a soul. For the vast majority of us that DO have a facebook however, there's always the slew of friends we all have: 1. The Person Who Updates Their Status EVERY.FUCKING.MINUTE. What's even better is when they update their status with the same status they had three minutes ago. No one commented ...

Published on Friday, February 5, 2010 by Jason It's no secret that pretty much everyone has either tried or regularly smokes marijuana. However there are some people out there who can't roll their own stuff. Don't fret, this will teach you how. There are millions of guides on this subject but everyone has their own way to roll up, which is the beauty of it. This process is best enjoyed while listening to "How to R...

Published on Monday, February 1, 2010 by Jason The Super Bowl. Another excuse in the first month of the year to get wasted and behave like a raging asshole.  We've all attended at least one of said parties, and the same people always seem to show up. V. THE FRIEND WHO THINKS HE IS ON SPORTSCENTER This guy would have a life long career if there were no such thing as televisions. Or nfl.com. Or radios. Or i...

Published on Friday, January 29, 2010 by Jason Coffee? No. Aspirin? HELL NO. To be quite honest the cure to your hangover is right in your kitchen.. or in your stashbox. FOOD Not sure what the BEST type of food works, but food nonetheless. Various studies indicate that greasy foods are the best option to cure a hangover, while other studies indicate that eating greasy foods before you drink is they key.Â...

Published on Tuesday, January 5, 2010 by Jason Having a sense of humor sounds like something everybody should have.  After all, everybody does laugh.  However, we want you to be the guy who can be in a room with Jesus and Satan, or a priest and a rabbi, a hooch and a prude, and still be able to entertain all parties involved.  Like this: National Lampoon's Van Wilder - Meet the Parents | Movies & TV | SP...

Published on Thursday, December 31, 2009 by Jason Whether clear or dark, rum or vodka, liquor fucks you up. Like a 300 lb. Silverback eating PCpineapples (pineapples infused with pcp) you shouldn't mess around with liquor unless you're a pro. If you're new to drinking or not a heavyweight drinker coming half correctly with liquor is sure to have you bowing to the porcelain throne in no time. Here's three tips to help...

Published on Tuesday, September 29, 2009 by Jason We all do it. Ride without our seatbelt, get road head or smoke a j while driving. Your car is your mobile room, but everything you do in the privacy of our own homes (or others) may not go down so well with the good ol' boys in blue. Here's how to prevent from grabbing your ankles in county (aka how not to get arrested). For this guide to be completely effective, we...

Published on Tuesday, September 22, 2009 by Jason Note: The books mentioned on this list are pretty heavy stuff; do not get discouraged if you do not understand the book or have to stop reading it altogether and pick it up at a later date. If you do get discouraged easily, there is probably still time left in Story Time at your local Barnes and Noble you sissy.  These four books I have personally read and recommend ...

Published on Monday, September 14, 2009 by Jason This isn't some PSA with Sean Connery sitting on a table with a foot on a chair holding his jacket slung over his back. It's just simply how to become a better you. The only reason why physical fitness isn't included because that's an obvious answer to "how do I become healthier/better looking" but women aren't always impressed by that. GET EDUCATED (for those...

Published on Friday, September 11, 2009 by Jason As we grow into men we deal with the many curveballs life throws us. From flat tires to learning where to hide skeet socks we've learned to handle the toughest of situations but falter when it comes to drama. Drama in the most simplest definition is bullshit/gossip you don't want to deal with. It clouds your mind and keeps you up at night. Worst of all, it just doesnt...