The Low Down On Hydroxycut

by Jordan on January 21, 2010

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What the hell is it?

Hydroxycut is a top-selling weight loss product.  It comes in caplets, packets, capsules, and shots.  Hydroxycut works by mimicking and intensifying the adrenergic hormones. As stated on the site Diet pills compared, the human body has three broad heat modulators: the thyroid hormones, adrenergic hormones, and the prostaglandin hormones. The adrenergic hormones are the modulators that mobilize fatty acids from triglyceride stores and force the skeletal muscles to use more fatty acids for heat production.  In simple terms it makes your body use more of your fatty acids which makes you lose weight very fast.  That’s the “secret”!!

Now to the Main Point

Hydroxycut is a weight loss product which means it helps people lose weight rapidly.  When people exercise while they take this supplement, it works effectively.  It also increases your energy which in effect gives you stronger workouts.  Stamina increases as well as metabolism.  With your metabolism increasing, you lose more weight.  Also, your appetite may decrease which helps you eat less; thus you lose more weight.

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Why would someone use Hydroxycut?

Well, it is a very simple answer.  They want to lose weight.  But in all seriousness it is because of the beach season.  Everybody wants to lose weight because they want to look good and appeal to others with an attractive body.

How should I take it?

This is the best way to take it and to maximize your weight loss:
• Week 1: Take 1 capsule, 2 times daily
• Week 2: Take 1 capsules, 3 times daily
• Week 3: Take 2 capsules, 3 times daily
• Week 4: Take 2 capsules, 3 times daily
• Week 5: Take 2 capsules, 3 times daily
• Week 6: Take 2 capsules, 3 times daily
• Week 7: Take 1 capsules, 3 times daily
• Week 8: Take 1 capsule, 2 times daily

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How much will this cost? (after all we are in a fucking recession!)

Normally 100 capsules are around $29.99.  At GNC 60 capsules are $19.99.
Ok, now how bad can a weight loss supplement be?  Oh just wait and see
Now some side effects of Hydroxycut are increased blood pressure, heart rate, and sweating, so if you have a condition with high blood pressure I suggest not taking this medication.  Other effects are headaches, light-headedness, dizziness, loss of appetite, feel restless, and feel jittery.  These effects are not too bad, but severe cases can be highly dangerous.

Now the real problem with Hydroxycut is some of the products have been recalled by the Food and Drug Administration because of severe liver problems and at least one death.  The FDA has received at least 23 cases with severe liver problems, and the death of a 19-year-old boy.  As a result we see that Hydroxycut can be an extremely dangerous drug and can result in death.  Scary shit!

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Here are the Hydroxycut products that have been recalled:

•   Hydroxycut Regular Rapid Release Caplets
• Hydroxycut Caffeine-Free Rapid Release Caplets
• Hydroxycut Hardcore Liquid Caplets
• Hydroxycut Max Liquid Caplets
• Hydroxycut Regular Drink Packets
• Hydroxycut Caffeine-Free Drink Packets
• Hydroxycut Hardcore Drink Packets (Ignition Stix)
• Hydroxycut Max Drink Packets
• Hydroxycut Liquid Shots
• Hydroxycut Hardcore RTDs (Ready-to-Drink)
• Hydroxycut Max Aqua Shed
• Hydroxycut 24
• Hydroxycut Carb Control
• Hydroxycut Natural

Now do I recommend it?

I do not recommend hydroxycut.  Look guys, get a gym membership and go work out.  It’s not that hard at all to go to a gym and play sports.  Diet pills are not the answer.  Eat healthy and work out hard.  Pills are for pussies; it is cheating!!  Be smart and do it the safe way, eat healthy and be active.  Besides, you can always tell the person who is taking pills.

You don’t want to look like this guy, do you?

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Grant June 3, 2009 at 1:10 pm

Is this serious? There’s no way all those were recalled…

Austin June 3, 2009 at 1:16 pm

It seriously is, damn…i just googled that shiz. I’m definitely getting off that ish. Here’s the link with some recalls http://www.hydroxycutinformation.com/

David June 3, 2009 at 5:10 pm

Extremely informative….job well done mate

Jon June 3, 2009 at 5:17 pm

sick article i was going to buy it to and now i wont

B-rett June 3, 2009 at 5:19 pm

Can I snort it for a cheap high?

Dan June 3, 2009 at 5:23 pm

I miss hydroxycut

Andrew June 3, 2009 at 6:11 pm

damn homie im glad this article was so informing…id rather be fat than die

Charlie June 5, 2009 at 3:24 am

Hello,
Amazing! Not clear for me, how offen you updating your thecampusthrone.com.
Thank you

Campus King June 5, 2009 at 4:38 pm

Quite clearly, Charlie… every week day.

Shawna February 12, 2010 at 6:15 pm

Hmmm if they recalled all that then why are they still selling them in the stores?? I saw the Hydroxycut hardcore ignition stix and the hydroxycut hardcore liquid gel capsules!! So tell me that!!

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