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The Low Down On Hydroxycut
Published on Thursday, January 21, 2010 by Jordan MSS_728

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What the hell is it?

Hydroxycut is a top-selling weight loss product.  It comes in caplets, packets, capsules, and shots.  Hydroxycut works by mimicking and intensifying the adrenergic hormones. As stated on the site Diet pills compared, the human body has three broad heat modulators: the thyroid hormones, adrenergic hormones, and the prostaglandin hormones. The adrenergic hormones are the modulators that mobilize fatty acids from triglyceride stores and force the skeletal muscles to use more fatty acids for heat production.  In simple terms it makes your body use more of your fatty acids which makes you lose weight very fast.  That’s the “secret”!!

Now to the Main Point

Hydroxycut is a weight loss product which means it helps people lose weight rapidly.  When people exercise while they take this supplement, it works effectively.  It also increases your energy which in effect gives you stronger workouts.  Stamina increases as well as metabolism.  With your metabolism increasing, you lose more weight.  Also, your appetite may decrease which helps you eat less; thus you lose more weight.

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Why would someone use Hydroxycut?

Well, it is a very simple answer.  They want to lose weight.  But in all seriousness it is because of the beach season.  Everybody wants to lose weight because they want to look good and appeal to others with an attractive body.

How should I take it?

This is the best way to take it and to maximize your weight loss:
• Week 1: Take 1 capsule, 2 times daily
• Week 2: Take 1 capsules, 3 times daily
• Week 3: Take 2 capsules, 3 times daily
• Week 4: Take 2 capsules, 3 times daily
• Week 5: Take 2 capsules, 3 times daily
• Week 6: Take 2 capsules, 3 times daily
• Week 7: Take 1 capsules, 3 times daily
• Week 8: Take 1 capsule, 2 times daily

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How much will this cost? (after all we are in a fucking recession!)

Normally 100 capsules are around $29.99.  At GNC 60 capsules are $19.99.
Ok, now how bad can a weight loss supplement be?  Oh just wait and see
Now some side effects of Hydroxycut are increased blood pressure, heart rate, and sweating, so if you have a condition with high blood pressure I suggest not taking this medication.  Other effects are headaches, light-headedness, dizziness, loss of appetite, feel restless, and feel jittery.  These effects are not too bad, but severe cases can be highly dangerous.

Now the real problem with Hydroxycut is some of the products have been recalled by the Food and Drug Administration because of severe liver problems and at least one death.  The FDA has received at least 23 cases with severe liver problems, and the death of a 19-year-old boy.  As a result we see that Hydroxycut can be an extremely dangerous drug and can result in death.  Scary shit!

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Here are the Hydroxycut products that have been recalled:

•   Hydroxycut Regular Rapid Release Caplets
• Hydroxycut Caffeine-Free Rapid Release Caplets
• Hydroxycut Hardcore Liquid Caplets
• Hydroxycut Max Liquid Caplets
• Hydroxycut Regular Drink Packets
• Hydroxycut Caffeine-Free Drink Packets
• Hydroxycut Hardcore Drink Packets (Ignition Stix)
• Hydroxycut Max Drink Packets
• Hydroxycut Liquid Shots
• Hydroxycut Hardcore RTDs (Ready-to-Drink)
• Hydroxycut Max Aqua Shed
• Hydroxycut 24
• Hydroxycut Carb Control
• Hydroxycut Natural

Now do I recommend it?

I do not recommend hydroxycut.  Look guys, get a gym membership and go work out.  It’s not that hard at all to go to a gym and play sports.  Diet pills are not the answer.  Eat healthy and work out hard.  Pills are for pussies; it is cheating!!  Be smart and do it the safe way, eat healthy and be active.  Besides, you can always tell the person who is taking pills.

You don’t want to look like this guy, do you?

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