Coffee? No.
Aspirin? HELL NO.
To be quite honest the cure to your hangover is right in your kitchen.. or in your stashbox.
FOOD
Not sure what the BEST type of food works, but food nonetheless. Various studies indicate that greasy foods are the best option to cure a hangover, while other studies indicate that eating greasy foods before you drink is they key. While you won’t feel up to eating: it’s what you need.
After vomiting your insides out, your body is running on nothing but your own self-satisfaction because you drank a lot last night, chief! If you need to know what types of food will help cure your hangover ask a scientist. We don’t suggest asking two though, because their answers may contradict one another. 
WATER
They call it the essence of life for a reason. Water not only saves lives, but it can also take them (damn you, Poseidon). Drinking healthy amounts of water throughout your gruesome morning will ensure a speedy recovery. You might pee a lot, but no pain no gain. For extra help drink some water before you go to sleep/pass out. This way your body starts to work out the alcohol while you sleep. Alcohol dehydrates your body and also thins your blood. Drinking water will replenish and also get your bloodstream functioning right.
MARIJUANA
A personal favorite. Light up however you like to get down (vaporizer, blunt, bong, jbird). The active ingredient in marijuana, THC (tetrahydrocannabinol), will relieve that tummy ache and headache in no time. Ganja (which FYI: is a word from the ancient Hindu language Sanskrit) also gives you the munchies and cottonmouth. How do you cure those two symptoms? Take a wild guess. If you’re really that stumped just re-read the article. It’s like a time paradox, where once you get to the end you realize it goes back to the beginning.
Seeing as how you have to do two of these three things to maintain a pulse, you’ll be an expert at drinking without a hangover in no time.
