As you know, Albany is a crazy party school, especially partying with the frat kids.  This is a story about my freshman year at Albany and going to my first frat party. It just happens that a lot of kids that I went to high school with also went to University of Albany.  So having an in with all of the frats and sororities was pretty easy.  The first weekend up at school, one of the frats was having a huge kick off bash to open the new school year.

Is this Heaven?

When I arrived, it was more than I expected.  Backyard filled with 6 kegs, Gatorade containers filled with Jungle Juice, and hundreds of jello shots.  Sorority girls lined up in the hottest outfits! All that ran through my head was “man I love college already.”  I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn’t still dreaming.

As you can imagine, I was like a fat kid in a candy shop, plenty of liquor, beer pong, flip cup, and girls, “man this is the life.”  The rest of the night was a blurr, but I was filled in the next day, when I woke up from my coma  in the afternoon, sharpied and all.

Aftermath:

My roommate wasn’t a happy camper and pretty much woke me up ready to beat the shit out of me. I was grabbing sorority girls asses, talking shit to juice heads, fell down a flight of stairs, pretty much everything possible to be that asshole at the party.  Luckily, I new a bunch of people there, which was the only reason why I didn’t get my ass kicked that night.

The best part of the whole thing is when I finally made it back to my dorm room.  I got up from my bed to take a piss, but instead of making it to the toilet, (which was right outside my bedroom door), I dropped trousers and starting pissing on my roommate who was sound asleep on the bottom bunk.  He apparently woke up mid-stream to a Golden Shower!!  I apparently pissed all over his comforters, sheets pillows, etc.

After I was done, I somehow made it back to the top bunk and woke up to one pissed off roommate.

Man what a start to college!