Feel cool because you are hooking up with two girls, big shot? Feel like a pimp because they’re poking you on facebook and writing some mushy shit on your wall? If that is enough to get you off, then keep it up.
If you are done having facebook sex and want to shift gears smoother, then you need to wise up.
I know that it feels good having girls write on your wall. Other girls see that, some want you and you feel like a pimp. At the same time, this is going to be a huge bump in the road to getting anything more than a facebook poke.
Imagine going to write on a girl’s wall and all you see are guidos and meatheads writing comments like “Good shit last night, baby.” Or whatever random ass bullshit. You’ll consider the girl trash.
That is why you need to cover your tracks. People will cockblock you enough, there is no need to cockblock yourself.
Your Wall
Cover your tracks: Not even God is safe
If a girl thinks she has something going with you, and sees that another girl is thanking you for a good time, things are going to get messy. Usually, you’d have to deny it, only to get caught in the future when she really explodes for you lying AND playing her. Keep wall posts that may be revealing to a minimum. Don’t send flirty double entendre comments to kick game on her wall, because her response could blow up your spot entirely. Also, keep wall posts from your friends filtered. The last thing you need is a dumb as comment by one of your friends saying “Piiiiiiimp, I can’t believe you went home with that girl” to raise suspicion.
Pictures
It’s cool to take fun and flirty pictures, but save them on your hard-drive and un-tag them. Having pictures of you with other girls is going to raise suspicion and may fend off any insecure girls that are interested in you.
Refuse to the “the couple” picture. Standing side by side or hugging and smiling is a huge no-no. One look, and people will assume you’re in a relationship. You don’t need that shit.
Relationship Status
Always leave blank. If you’re dating a girl, it doesn’t say you’re single. If you’re single, it doesn’t say you’re off limits. Leaving it blank will leave girls who are interested in you wondering if you’re single or taken. This is THE BIGGEST sign that a girl is interested. “Do you have a girlfriend?” Why the fuck would she care? Don’t give me that “she’s just curious” bullshit. Leave your relationship status blank, making a girl have to confront you to see if you’re available for her.
Note: If you’re relationship status is blank, she is going to dig into your pictures and wall posts to try to put the pieces together herself. This is where you need to have discipline and be smooth. Casanova and James Bond didn’t brag about the girls they could have whenever they wanted. They kept their mouth shut. Casanova eventually wrote a memoir about his “conquests”, and if you play your cards right by listening to us, you’ll be having to keep lists of your own to keep track.
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Girls aren’t really as stupid as you make them sound in this blog lol. No “covert” Facebook activity will fool me – if you’re a douchebag a girl will be able to tell within 30 seconds of meeting you.
Are you implying that girls never hook up with a guy and find out later that he’s a player. After it’s too late and they’ve already done plenty…?
Hey, great post, really well written. You should blog more about this.
Well, you hook up with a player, for just that reason…a hook up. Not a relationship. So if you do find out that he is a player later on, who cares, it was just a one time thing.
i got plenty couple pics and girls writing on my wall and trust me it only helps in college