Whether you’re with a group of people or one lucky lady, what better way to pass the time than with a few rounds of strip poker? If you’re in a group, make sure that you have an even mix of guys and girls –- remember, you’re sitting around a table full of people willing to take their clothes off… you never know what you may catch a glimpse of! Make sure someone knows how to play poker… you may have to do a quick tutorial round so everyone is on the same page.
Now for the important part – making sure the ladies are ready and willing.
STEP I: KEEP IT PRIVATE
Obviously, if we agreed to play, we’re ok with showing our stuff to you. However, we DON’T want to show the whole world! Ideal locations include your apartment, your basement, a hotel room… someplace with enough room for parties involved, but away from everyone else.
STEP II: A LITTLE R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Before you begin, define the photo rules – if anyone is uncomfortable with cameras and cell phone snapshots, its best to avoid them. Don’t be a creep! If you insist, don’t expect to see us again.
STEP III: BE FAIR
Everyone should be wearing approximately the same number of pieces of clothing. We won’t play along if you guys have an unfair advantage.
STEP IV: DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE
Don’t get too cocky (no pun intended) if you start to win – making a girl feel bad will NEVER help your odds of scoring later on. Keep the mood light and fun. Don’t get too caught up in everything … remember, it’s just a game!
Bottom line: Make us feel comfortable! It wouldn’t hurt to provide some snacks, and maybe an adult beverage or two. Hook-ups are almost guaranteed… especially if it’s just you and one particular lady. Odds are you’ll have an excellent chance of getting lucky when you’re practically naked and the competition gets intense.
AND BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU…
