We first heard the news from our favorite pop-culture blog, WWTDD: There is speculation that the King of Pop may not be dead after all. Although this does seem crazy, all of the confusion over the burial does make this somewhat believable.
WWTDD claims that the source for his information was KTLA, who published a video on their site of the King of Pop still alive and well.
This Just In: Michael actually rose from the grave and started dancing with zombies when he was resurrected. What? That was just a music video? Shit.
Just kidding! Here at the Campus Throne, we support any and all Kings. If Michael is alive, we are ecstatic. If not, may he rest in piece.
