Passing Out

Every party you go to there is always someone who drinks way too much way too fast. This guy of course then passes out right in the middle of the party making himself a canvas for everyone else to do whatever they like. He’ll wake up with Sharpie marker all over and you can only imagine what else might happen. Don’t let this idiot be you. If you’re feeling drunk, slow down on the booze. Once you become the idiot at the party who passes out, people are going to expect the same of you at every party. You will have the permanent label as that guy from the party with a penis on his cheek.