Pick-Up Lines That Actually Work |

Golden Rule: All pick-up lines need to be executed with confidence and a clear and articulate tone of voice.

People may have mixed feelings about Obama, as do we, but one thing we love about the guy is that when he talks, it is captivating and in a tone that everyone else with quiet down and listen. Youtube him if you must, but speaking clear and confidently will make people listen. The worst feeling is when you drop an awesome joke or killer line to a girl and they respond with “Huh? Say it again.” Therefore, be sure to use these words wisely.

APPROACHING A GROUP OF GIRLS

When approaching a group of girls, walk up to the one with the most feminine top and confidently say with a smirk: “Oh my god, I almost wore the same top today.” The girls will follow up with a laugh or giggle and you’re in.

Tell her she needs to call you next time so you guys can coordinate better and don’t end up wearing the same shirt because that would be embarrassing.

*Clearly, this is all to be said with a smile and humorous tone. If you act overly serious or hesitant, no matter what you say…you will come across as weird.

APPROACHING A GIRL IN A LOUD SETTING

Pinch a tiny wad of lint from your pocket. If you turn your pocket inside out, everybody has lint stuck in the very bottom. Keeping the lint in your finger tips: lightly pinch a girl on the shoulder. When she turns at you like you’re some asshole, simply put the lint in her hand and say “this is yours.”

The ice is broken. If you have a hard time shifting gears, tell her “I’m secretly a super hero who is trying to save women’s shirts all over the planet…one piece of lint at a time.”

Feeling bold: Be straight up and say “I actually just dug that out of my pocket because I thought just saying “hi” wouldn’t be creative enough.

A METHOD FOR THE BRAVE AND CHARMING RISKTAKER

If the girl is a friend of a friend, or you already have established some sort of comfort. Motion like you are going to poke her in her eye, but stop 3 inches away.

When she blinks and looks at you like you’re a douche-bag, act shocked and say “Oh my god…Did you just wink at me?” Odds are in your favor that she’ll end up laughing at giving you a flirtatious slap on the arm (this is a good thing).

TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM

Teamwork: This requires a wingman.

Approach a group of girls and tell them that your friend is having a really bad day because he just broke up with his girlfriend and it would really cheer him up if a girl bought him a drink. So, you’ll give them the money for the drink and they just have to order it and pretend you didn’t tell them.

Girls love being Dr. Phil and will probably go to your wingman and talk to him about his fake breakup. If not, accompany your friend when he goes up to the girl and her friends to thank her.

Just like that, you are talking to a group of girls and didn’t even have to buy them a drink.