“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
+Billy Crystal

What we say: Fucking cleopatra.  I blame her for all of this madness! Women used to be slaves before she came along and gave women the power of sex.  Guys will do it anywhere, anytime, any place.  “What’s that secretary?” You want to have sex right now on the germ-infested subway bathroom toilet? I’m running there full speed now!

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