“If you tell folks you’re a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you’re talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn’t work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.” – Chuck Palahniuk

What we say:  You ever talk to that one kid that went to a smart college?  You tell him your a management major or undecided or some shit, and then this guy tells you how he’s curing cancer or something that your mind can’t begin to understand.  That’s what college sounds like to people who aren’t in it.  Have some fun.  Fuck with people who ask you boring ass questions like “what’s your major?”

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