The worst feeling is ending a night knowing you could’ve hooked up with a girl, but you weren’t able to pull the trigger. We made a really easy system that will be a walk to 1st base. From there, it’s up to you to steal 2nd, 3rd, and home. The strength in this approach is that you literally cannot get rejected.
STEP I: THE SET-UP
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Amidst conversation, casually ask the girl if she’s the type to get nervous easily. If she says “yes”, tell her you really would have never guessed because she seemed outgoing. If she says “no”, tell her you knew that she’d say that, but everybody says that and that you do think she is the type to get nervous easily.
STEP II: SHIFTING GEARS
It is imperative that you smile and laugh, while keeping your cool for this step. If you start twitching and sweating and shit, you’re going to freak the girl out. Just take a deep breath and relax.
While hanging out with her, try to scare her at one point, you can just grab her hips from behind or clap near her, whatever. After she jumps, ask her “Did I get you nervous?” Her response really doesn’t matter, just the fact that you’re being playful does.
STEP III: GO FOR THE KILL
It is extremely important that you do not force this. Simply wait for the opportunity. You aren’t going to get a hit if you’re swinging at balls. Wait for the right moment and you’ll hit it out of the park.
Either when you are about to say goodbye or at a quite moment, look dead at her and smile. Then lean in and stop 3 inches from her face. One of few things will happen.
If she licks her lips or doesn’t budge one bit: You just sealed the deal.
*If she turns away or leans away from you: Start laughing and playfully go “helllll yeahhh! I knew I’d make you nervous.” Then change the topic and crack up about it.
*This doesn’t mean you lost, at all. Moving forward, the next time you talk to her, tease her and make it seem like she made the move on you. Playfully tell her “I can’t believe you tried to kiss me like that last time. You’re not my type, okay.” This is clutch because she will then not be sure if you like her or not and will be curious to know. Also, you are teasing her that she is interested in you, and not the other way around, which turns what is normally an awkward situation into a fun and playful one.
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This article was fucking sick!
Real good… A+
does it work for lesbians too?
Perhaps you can check and let us know, Lauren.
Perhaps
Damn…even lesbians on this site? thats dope!
lol @ Trevor
Bi…not lez
Bi is Better. Opens the doorway to some threesomes, now THATS an experience
bi= pure horniness
ohh shit…this site just got even better…
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OH! You’re my new favorite blogger fyi
this article was fuckin stupid for any dude who tries this move have fun getting made fun of while being rejected
I would say the same thing as Mike, but shit…it worked for me last weekend. I still be shocked.
I thought this article was real good, too! I can definitely see it working…just hard to shift gears and be smooth at the same time.
It definitely worked for me like a charm. I didn’t make the move and afterward her friend told me she said that she would have.
Awesome article!
Lol, i’ve been sweaty, freaking-out guy once and yeh, it doesn’t work. at all
If they are smart and confident about you tho, they might pick it up and take a bit more control or ignore it, but then you have the match anyway
hahaha the best part of this article are the comments
Works for me anytime getting girls left and right. People say thats its embarising moment well hell its all worth it in the end. Take one for yourself and get the girl you want.
I’m a girl, kind of a nympo. What I want a guy to do if he wants to take making out a bit further to maybe messing around or fucking; I want him to nibble on my bottom lip or maybe massage my hips or grab me closer or grab my ass or something.
Mary Jane Doe the nympo….I want you.