Sex in a Car: Mastering the Technique |

It’s true: You’ll be getting laid in college probably more than any other period in your life. Especially if you’ve been listening to us.

One of the most frustrating moments is having a girl ready to go, but you have nowhere to take her. Maybe you live with your parents, maybe your roomies are filthy animals or need the room for the night, whatever the case may be…you need somewhere to take her while she’s hot. Hotels can be expensive, and you hardly get any privacy in the closet at the party or the bathroom at the bar, so having sex in a car is definitely a viable option.

Whether it’s your car, a friends, or just a car on the block that happened to be open (believe us, it happens), the girl will be much more comfortable and the whole experience will be much more enjoyable if you can just follow a few very simple tips.

LOCATION

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Having sex in a car right outside of the house of a party is never a good idea. Try to drive down the block or park further away when you arrive to plan for the night’s “activities.” If you can get a little more privacy, even a car with tinted windows would help, you’ll be suprised at how much more active she will be.

THE BACKSEAT

The most viable option (especially if you’re driving an SUV). You don’t have a sterring wheel or stick shift in the way, and she even has handles above the backseat windows to hold on to. Sit down, get comfortable, and bask in the moment as she sits on you.

Laying down in the backseat is much more difficult than people realize. The ceiling is low, there isn’t much surface area for the 8 limbs on both of your bodies, and unless you can put down your backseats to give you more room to work with, your angles will be very limited.

FRONTSEAT

Get your ass in the passenger seat, recline it all the way and let her sit on top. There is no sense in trying with the drivers seat because the steering wheel will be in the way of her showing you how flexible she can be.

If you’re in the driver’s seat, she could press the horn if she leans back (not good), and she could accidently have her mouth on the stick shift if she’d trying to get to you from the passenger’s seat.

SEX ON THE CAR

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The hood is a perfect surface to lay her on. Even if she bends over on it, it makes everything much easier. Everybody does like to have sex in random and crazy places at times, but you should still opt for some level of privacy. Doing this will make the memory be a crazy place AND awesome sex, rather than just being that time you did it on the car.

CLEAN-UP

Make sure you get any of her earrings, underwear, etc. out of there ASAP. It won’t be the last time you lead a woman there, and the last thing you need is evidence that this is where you take your prey. Besides, watch Mom and Dad borrow the car one day and find a thong in there. Then you’ll be stuck telling them either the truth, or pretending to be a cross-dresser.

…Drive safely…