Published on Wednesday, September 2, 2009 by Jordan As you know by now: We are the REAL guide to campus life.  Not the squeaky-clean, eat your vegetables bull-shit.  We're here to make sure you have a damn good time at college that you'll never forget, taking everything it has to offer...and when it's all said and done, we want you leaving with a good grades and a lifetime worth of memories, all without trying.  So....