Published on Tuesday, April 20, 2010 by Campus Casanova There are so many different types of girls out there.  High maintenance girls, emo girls, chill girls, chubby girls, clingy girls, and the list goes on and on… When it all comes down to it, and you’re trying to evaluate the likely hood of you hooking up with one of these girls, then they can all be broken down into three types. GIRL TYPE I: AN EXHIBIT A GIRL ...

Published on Tuesday, March 9, 2010 by Campus Casanova You're finishing up those papers and exams that your professors have piled on right before Spring Break. The only thing on your mind is getting to the beach and meeting some sexy coeds.  On top of that little taste of heaven, it’s getting hotter out by the day. Girls are wearing their skirts and tank-tops. Soon enough, you’ll be seeing them all in their bathing...

Published on Monday, February 22, 2010 by Campus Casanova Let us be completely honest ladies and gentlemen: nice guys do not finish last. For the most part, they do finish with the girl.  However, sticking with the honesty and reality, this is usually after the assholes already had their way with her. It’s not so much that the girl likes the fact that a guy treats them like a piece of shit, but it is the qualities t...

Published on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 by Campus Casanova Feel cool because you are hooking up with two girls, big shot?  Feel like a pimp because they’re poking you on facebook and writing some mushy shit on your wall? If that is enough to get you off, then keep it up. If you are done having facebook sex and want to shift gears smoother, then you need to wise up. I know that it feels good having girls write on your w...

Published on Monday, February 8, 2010 by Campus Casanova It's true: You'll be getting laid in college probably more than any other period in your life.  Especially if you've been listening to us. One of the most frustrating moments is having a girl ready to go, but you have nowhere to take her.  Maybe you live with your parents, maybe your roomies are filthy animals or need the room for the night, whatever the case may b...

Published on Monday, January 18, 2010 by Campus Casanova Golden Rule: All pick-up lines need to be executed with confidence and a clear and articulate tone of voice. People may have mixed feelings about Obama, as do we, but one thing we love about the guy is that when he talks, it is captivating and in a tone that everyone else with quiet down and listen.  Youtube him if you must, but speaking clear and confidently will...

Published on Thursday, January 14, 2010 by Campus Casanova The worst feeling is ending a night knowing you could've hooked up with a girl, but you weren't able to pull the trigger.  We made a really easy system that will be a walk to 1st base.  From there, it's up to you to steal 2nd, 3rd, and home.  The strength in this approach is that you literally cannot get rejected. STEP I: THE SET-UP Amidst conversation, c...

Published on Friday, July 3, 2009 by Campus Casanova Fourth of July is one of the best moments of the summer.  It really has all that a guy would ever need: Barbecue, booze, and explosions. For the most part, 4th of July is a time for friends and family to get together and celebrate the summer.  What this means for you is that you’ll be around girls that won’t require much of an ice-breaker and will already be ...