Published on Tuesday, April 20, 2010 by Campus Casanova There are so many different types of girls out there.  High maintenance girls, emo girls, chill girls, chubby girls, clingy girls, and the list goes on and on… When it all comes down to it, and you’re trying to evaluate the likely hood of you hooking up with one of these girls, then they can all be broken down into three types. GIRL TYPE I: AN EXHIBIT A GIRL ...

Published on Monday, February 22, 2010 by Campus Casanova Let us be completely honest ladies and gentlemen: nice guys do not finish last. For the most part, they do finish with the girl.  However, sticking with the honesty and reality, this is usually after the assholes already had their way with her. It’s not so much that the girl likes the fact that a guy treats them like a piece of shit, but it is the qualities t...

Published on Monday, January 18, 2010 by Campus Casanova Golden Rule: All pick-up lines need to be executed with confidence and a clear and articulate tone of voice. People may have mixed feelings about Obama, as do we, but one thing we love about the guy is that when he talks, it is captivating and in a tone that everyone else with quiet down and listen.  Youtube him if you must, but speaking clear and confidently will...

Published on Thursday, January 14, 2010 by Campus Casanova The worst feeling is ending a night knowing you could've hooked up with a girl, but you weren't able to pull the trigger.  We made a really easy system that will be a walk to 1st base.  From there, it's up to you to steal 2nd, 3rd, and home.  The strength in this approach is that you literally cannot get rejected. STEP I: THE SET-UP Amidst conversation, c...

Published on Friday, July 3, 2009 by Campus Casanova Fourth of July is one of the best moments of the summer.  It really has all that a guy would ever need: Barbecue, booze, and explosions. For the most part, 4th of July is a time for friends and family to get together and celebrate the summer.  What this means for you is that you’ll be around girls that won’t require much of an ice-breaker and will already be ...