Piece it together!

We’ve all been there. You’re sitting in bed, the sun is coming up, you have a terrible headache, you pants are half-off, there’s a half-eaten pizza directly on top of your face, and you may have shit or pissed yourself but you’re too afraid to pull up the covers. What this means? You had an awesome night. But what’s the more pressing matter that you’re struggling to comprehend: What happened?

It’s a worrisome little moment that your brain has to deal with, and there are really no instructions for how to piece together a drunken night of debauchery. At least, there didn’t used to be, until the fine folks over at AskMen.com explained how to go through, step-by-step, and piece together a drunken night. For example, here’s one of the main things you should start focusing on as soon as your brain starts to collect itself:

Surroundings and clothing
Begin with a simple question: Where are you? Bed? Girlfriend’s bed? Mystery bed? Mystery hammock? Don’t panic if you don’t recognize the surroundings. Take stock of what you are wearing. That may lend some clues. If you’re wearing all of your clothes, that’s good. At least no public nudity charges have been filed. Swim trunks? That means you were lucid enough to swim. Naked? That could go either way. Check your clothes for stains — food, grease or blood. Check for smells. Is that cigarette smoke or gasoline? If your clothes are ripped or chewed, you may have gotten in a fight or scaled a fence into a junkyard with guard dogs.

Head on over the link to find out the other tips and then never have the mystery of the drunken night lurking over you ever again.

We understand that sometimes girls get wasted. It makes them funnier, loosened up, and often can also jade their judgment. But at Ohio University’s 7fest, getting drunk is taken to a whole new level. Still, we feel that everybody should know their limits. Clearly, this poor soul did not get our memo. Being the drunkest girl on campus may have some advantages I suppose (like becoming a viral sensation). Still, rolling around like a pig in mud and struggling to even stand up aren’t exactly the best way to present yourself as somebody who knows how to party.

The hardcore partier knows how to stay awake and alive to witness epic moments like this, rather than actually being the laughing stock who became a human bowling ball every time they tried to get their balance.