Published on Tuesday, January 26, 2010 by Dave Final exams week in college could not be more accurately stereotyped. The weeks upon weeks of procrastination finally have you trapped and stressed out. Students resort to frantic study sessions, note copying, and all nighters in the corner of the library for survival. Today, students have easy access to “study-aids” in the form of coffee, adderall, and energy dri...

Published on Friday, January 22, 2010 by Campus King We've all been there.  You didn't realize how little time was left before finals and you don't know if you're going to make it out alive.  There isn't enough extra credit to give you peace of mind, and those times that you cut class aren't going to help you either.  You, my friend, are in deep shit.  There is still hope, though.  You're just going to have to plea...

Published on Wednesday, October 7, 2009 by Campus King Course: Philosophy (Metaphysics) There are a couple of things to take into account for this method. First and foremost, this is only useful for the courses where a professor gives you the essay exam questions beforehand. I know it may sound stupid, but a lot of professors do so. Secondly, you will need to get your hands on an extra exam booklet. Sometimes you’ll fi...

Published on Monday, September 7, 2009 by Campus King Course: Statistics *Note: This method requires use of a graphing calculator. Therefore, if you are going to try to use it in an English class or Philosophy class or any class that requires no math, you are an idiot.* As asked, I show up for this statistics final and the teacher distributes the exams. As much as I was scared shitless that I didn’t belong there, nob...

Published on Wednesday, September 2, 2009 by Jordan As you know by now: We are the REAL guide to campus life.  Not the squeaky-clean, eat your vegetables bull-shit.  We're here to make sure you have a damn good time at college that you'll never forget, taking everything it has to offer...and when it's all said and done, we want you leaving with a good grades and a lifetime worth of memories, all without trying.  So....

Published on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 by Campus King   *Teacher confessions is a two-part interview.  Part I can be seen here. Honestly, how much time do you spend planning lectures? Not much at all.  I usually will skim through the given text or pre-made powerpoint and will just discuss whatever highlights are emphasized.  At the same time, if I come up with an idea or topic throughout my day and realize tha...

Published on Monday, May 11, 2009 by Campus King Considering that it is time for exams, we thought it would be useful to find a teacher and ask them a couple of questions to get the raw truth of how teachers grade and evaluate their students.  We promised to keep them Anonymous, but made sure to ask as thorough as we could. *Note:  All professors may not have the same views and values as the professor interview...

Published on Friday, May 8, 2009 by Campus King Course: International Marketing I was definitely really nervous to cheat on this one. Not because I don’t know shit about International Marketing, but because I have huge ears and wearing a fitted hat makes me look like a dumb ass. Anyway, I walked in this class and sat my ass down. The teacher gave out the exams one at a time and actually asked what my name was. T...

Published on Thursday, May 7, 2009 by Campus King Course: Communications This experience sucked as a whole and I write this as I am about to throw up or take a shit on the bathroom outside of the classroom. I hate wearing ties. I felt like I was going to a fucking communion or something. Not only that, there were hot girls in the room and the teacher was hot. I felt like they were all looking at me like “Oh, who i...

Published on Wednesday, May 6, 2009 by Campus King Course: Finance *Note: This method requires use of a calculator. This means that this method would only be useful in a class that requires use of a calculator. * Being a man of my word, I walked in the room and took a desk for this finance class. I felt confident and fine and really didn’t give a shit if I got caught because I wasn’t even a registered student fo...