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Jockey Cannot Stay on Horse
Published on Friday, June 25, 2010 by Campus King One thing you should know about Jockeys is that they are about 100 pounds. Aside from that, you can imagine that they aren't very strong. This pour soul winds up losing his footing on his horse and spends 3/4s of the race dangling from the horse for his dear life. What happens for the other 1/4 of the race? Well you will just have to see to find out...and it gets ugly...
Being a Playboy Campus Rep Gets You Groupies [Gallery]
Published on Tuesday, June 15, 2010 by Campus King In case you’re enjoying your time at college, but the experience isn’t exactly the Animal House  you thought it would be, this definitely looks like an opportunity to bulk up your college memories vault. You can apply to be a Playboy Campus Representative here. Bragging rights included. From what we collected, this is an unpaid marketing gig. You get invites...
The Art of Mind F*cking from Get Him to the Greek [via @funnyordie]
Published on Monday, June 7, 2010 by Campus King Here is a short clip from Get Him to the Greek, which hot big this past weekend at the box office. Puff Daddy, Sean Combs, P. Diddy, or just Diddy, whatever the hell he calls himself gives Jonah Hill a brief on mind f*cking.  The purpose for the brief is that he is preparing Jonah Hill for his upcoming task of taking Russell Brand (Aldous Snow) to the Greek - Not Gre...
Sex on the Street [via @funnyordie]
Published on Monday, June 7, 2010 by Campus King Holy crap, this clip is epic awesomeness. Definitely worth a click and watching the whole thing. Essentially, the clip is has this reporter/journalist that bombards innocent bystanders in New York and scares the hell out of everybody by running up to them. He seriously tests their patience and questions everybody about movies that are out right now. Why are you still ...
Tattoos are not for wimps!
Published on Friday, June 4, 2010 by Campus King Something tells me that this girl would not like it rough... After getting a basic tattoo on the arm, this girl is screaming and squealing as though they are branding her with a cast-iron machete or something. I can assure you that we really did try hard to feel bad for this girl, but we could not stop cracking up. Chick Has Very Low Pain Threshold - Watch mor...
On the Set of Golden Girls: An XXX Parody [via @funnyordie]
Published on Thursday, June 3, 2010 by Campus King Golden Girls XXX Parody Set Visit - NSFW - watch more funny videos Funny or Die seriously has to be one of the best sites ever when it comes to entertaining videos. In this clip, they visit the set of the XXX Golden Girls Parody. Need I say more? Click away, just be wary...this isn't super NSFW, but enough to mute....
People Who Kill the Mood During Sex [via @HolyTaco]
Published on Tuesday, June 1, 2010 by Campus King There are a lot of "do and don't"'s during a sexual encounter that most people have a very little trouble following. (i.e. - DO insert your penis, but DON'T sneeze during intercourse). But some people always seem to do something to screw the whole thing up. Holy Taco did a phenomenal job outlining 9 of those types of people. The Over-Attentive Waiter "How is every...
Chubby Girl Devastated By American Idol
Published on Monday, May 31, 2010 by Campus King I have to be honest, I feel pretty bad for the girl. It still left me cracking up, but damn - some people take this really seriously, huh? This girl screams as though there was a twinkie shortage and her dad just looks at her and shakes his head "I told ya." She keeps crying and screaming and then shouts that her life is ruined... Fat Chick's Life Ruined By Ameri...
Baseball Fan Catches Ball in Beer and Chugs
Published on Monday, May 31, 2010 by Campus King This guy was clearly wasted and still pulled off this skillful feat. After talking it up with one of the outfield/bullpen coaches, he seems to convince everybody to let him catch the ball in his beer. After a Willie Mays type-catch, he simply holds up the cup (as though he just robbed a home-run in Game 7 of the World Series) and then chugs the beer. Applause Cub...
How Lazy Guys Ask for Threesomes [via @assholeology]
Published on Thursday, May 27, 2010 by Campus King Every guy dreams about a threesome. Hell, even some of us would take it if the 3rd girl was under our regular standards. While there are plenty of success stories out there, most of them start with the guy being cool, calm, and collected and not seeming too excited over the Three's Company. If the opportunity knocks, remember to keep your cool and definitely not publi...
The Invisible Curb Will Destroy You
Published on Thursday, May 20, 2010 by Campus King You are a terrible person. You like to go on sites and watch people fall down and get hurt and humiliate themselves to no end. It's cool...we're terrible, too. Indulge yourselves ladies and gentleman, with the invisible curb. Bwuahahaha! They never saw it coming. Poor civilians. EMBED-The Invisible Curb - Watch more free videos...
10 Red Flags To Keep In Mind When Meeting Girls
Published on Thursday, April 22, 2010 by Campus King 1. Tattoos – No, there are no exceptions. Tattoos are one of those things that look hot on a small minority of drop-dead gorgeous movie stars like Angelina Jolie, but in real life, less than 1% of women can actually pull it off in any form. (Variations include girls that have watched way too many Evanescence music videos, girls that had an ex-boyfriend die in a ...
Five Things Tiger Wood Has Taught Us In 2010
Published on Monday, April 12, 2010 by Jason It's not even Summer and already shit is hitting the fan in the year 2010. In particular Golf's greatest asset, Tiger Woods, came under fire for having an affair. All I can say is watch that episode of South Park, because they hit the nail on the head perfectly. You mean to tell me...that when a man's rich and famous he'll use these things to have sex with as many wom...
Worst Places to Be in a Zombie Invasion
Published on Saturday, April 10, 2010 by Campus King Heads up: This post was from Craig Baird of the underrated site Road Tickle Come on, admit it, at one point in your life you have worried that our cozy little civilization would one day fall as the zombie hordes swept across the Earth. Its okay, it’s only natural to think that. In fact, there are many people out in the world who are already prepared for a zom...
Five Reasons Why March Madness Sucks
Published on Saturday, April 3, 2010 by Heir to the Throne Ah, March Madness. The Big Dance. "Ye Olde Collegiate Men's Basketball Tourney," as the young people are fond of saying. The act of 64 NCAA Division 1 men's basketball teams doing battle with one another in a prolonged tournament for the shot of earning the title "National Champions." Many fans consider this event the pinnacle of the athletic calendar; the most exc...
10 Ways to Not Get Laid in College
Published on Tuesday, March 30, 2010 by Campus King Heads up: This piece of from Playboy's underrated PlayboyU Channel. By John DeVore After 112 semesters of college, we know what we’re talking about when it comes to failing miserably at hooking up with the ladies. Learn from our mistakes, gentlemen. All you have to do is the opposite of these sage, hard-won tips, and you’ll be the campus ’Nanny Mas...
Five Things You Can’t Avoid During Spring Break
Published on Monday, March 29, 2010 by Jason Spring Break is a time for all of us to kick back relax and let loose. School's had us locked up for too long! Time to get out there and party! Fortunately and unfortunately, there are just some things you can't avoid... 1. Getting Wasted I mean let's be real here. It's Spring Break. If you DON'T get completely destroyed during Spring Break you're obviously not rela...
Why You Should Be Pissed Off at Tiger Woods
Published on Sunday, March 28, 2010 by Heir to the Throne This is a guest post from Pete Puma, who lives ToTheChest.com. Let us know what you think and shoot us an e-mail and let us know what you think of the post. I'm sure you dudes are sick of hearin' from all the chicks you know about how much of a jerk-off Tiger Woods is.  My first instinct is to be pissed off at the chicks for makin' us listen to them ramble on ab...
How-To: Get Laid at Spring Break – Even After Graduating
Published on Thursday, March 25, 2010 by Campus King Heads up: This piece of from Playboy's underrated PlayboyU Channel. By John DeVore Spring Break is on. And you know what that means: Plenty of hot college chicks allergic to their own T-shirts, easily impressed by dudes who don’t projectile vomit beer foam, drunkenly pick fights with walls or constantly smell their fingers. Namely, any guy who i...
Five Girls You Find in Every College Lecture
Published on Thursday, March 11, 2010 by Jason You asked for it...you got it! After we unveiled the five guys you'll find in every college lecture, we answered your prayers and vuola! May we present five girls you'll find in every lecture. 1. The Girl Who Does Her Hair/Makeup/Nails She apparently didn't have time to do it in her dorm, so she's doing it in class. I have no problem with girls and their hair, the...
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