Published on Friday, March 19, 2010 by Jordan Most people are familiar that the movie The Prince of Persia starring Jake Gyllenhaal will be coming out soon.  What most guys do not know is how ripped he is and his secret workout.  You would not picture Jake this ripped and cut, especially if you have seen him in some of his older movies.  If you look at the trailer or photos of the movie, you will see that Jake...

Published on Monday, March 15, 2010 by Jordan Most people know the movie Fight Club, and if you do not you better watch it now or turn in your penis!  Brad Pitt plays Tyler Durden and is known for his instability and immovable stance as an agent of chaos throughout the movie. From his star-shaped abs to his shredded arms and shoulders, he is borderline Spartan.  He has the six pack, the defined arms, and the ki...

Published on Monday, March 1, 2010 by Jordan There are hundreds of websites, magazines, etc that promise to give you the six pack you always dreamed of.  As most of you know, they all really fail and you find them to be a waste of time.  I am going to show you an ab workout that will have you crying because it will feel so good, yet so bad!  Here is a review for the popular P90X workout routine.  There are a...

Published on Friday, February 5, 2010 by Jason It's no secret that pretty much everyone has either tried or regularly smokes marijuana. However there are some people out there who can't roll their own stuff. Don't fret, this will teach you how. There are millions of guides on this subject but everyone has their own way to roll up, which is the beauty of it. This process is best enjoyed while listening to "How to R...

Published on Tuesday, September 22, 2009 by Jason Note: The books mentioned on this list are pretty heavy stuff; do not get discouraged if you do not understand the book or have to stop reading it altogether and pick it up at a later date. If you do get discouraged easily, there is probably still time left in Story Time at your local Barnes and Noble you sissy.  These four books I have personally read and recommend ...

Published on Monday, September 14, 2009 by Jason This isn't some PSA with Sean Connery sitting on a table with a foot on a chair holding his jacket slung over his back. It's just simply how to become a better you. The only reason why physical fitness isn't included because that's an obvious answer to "how do I become healthier/better looking" but women aren't always impressed by that. GET EDUCATED (for those...

Published on Friday, June 5, 2009 by Heir to the Throne Unless your wingman is Frosty the snowman or that one gay mutant that nobody liked in X-men, you'll definitely be needing a cooler this summer. Everybody loves refreshments; therefore, everybody loves a person with refreshments; therefore, when you're pimping it at the beach (thanks to us and you being such a smooth operator) and manage to have a drink for everyone...

Published on Tuesday, May 5, 2009 by Campus King Works Cited pages suck! Right? I mean, do teachers really think students are going to read multiple books and research several articles? They can’t even make their own powerpoints and we are supposed to do all of that for a paper? Usually, a stupid paper with a load of shit that we will never need to know again. Anyway, bibme.org is our favorite site during fi...

Published on Tuesday, May 5, 2009 by Campus King I know…papers blow (not like that. Although, that would be sweet). Anyway, there really isn’t much of a way to get around your introduction and conclusion. To boost any grade, always tailor your introduction and conclusion to recite exactly what the teacher asked for in the paper. Example: Teacher wants you to write about the suck ass negative consequences of...

Published on Friday, May 1, 2009 by Campus King I know. You don't even need to say it.  Your asshole of a professor assigned a paper that is way too long and to be quite honest, the asshole probably isn't even going to read the damn thing.  I hate that system; therefore, may I introduce a couple of methods to beating it. (That's what she said) I. Eye Candy Considering that most teachers don’t even read your...