The Campus Throne has composed a few articles on methods to getting a term paper done. We put our own methods to the test to see exactly how long it would take to write a term paper using our methods.
An heir to the throne (Campus Throne reader) sent us an e-mail saying he was fucked because he had to write a 10-15 page paper on the negative consequences zzzzzzzzzz snore zzzzzzzz snore of globalization in a developing country. That suck ass topic may have been the most boring shit I ever heard in my life. Anyway, we put three of our interns to work and tried to see who could write his paper in the shortest amount of time.
Intern I: 2 hours 11 minutes
Intern II: 1 hour 8 minutes (Winner)
Intern III: 1 hour 31 minutes
The two losers had to wipe the winners ass for the next week. Just Kidding. Anyway, point of the story is: you can write a 10-15 term paper in about an hour if you follow our system.
- Write out your intro and conclusion (requires actual work and thinking)
- Paraphrase the body
- Beef up your paper
- Make this web-site do your bibliography because Works Cited = Bullshit
