You played your cards right tonight. In fact, your game was so solid that you’d spend a week thinking about it, if you didn’t have this girl’s ass bouncing on you in front of you. You look over at the clock as things get started…2:04am Her tattoo on her lower back smiling back at you reminding you that you are the man! You hear her little moans and feel her legs twitching as you know you’re hitting the spot like a damn symphony orchestra. You feel yourself about to cave in and look back at the clock and it’s 2:08am. Crap! Only 4 minutes!?

We’ve all been there before: you spend enough time wanting to get a particular girl alone. When the time finally comes (no pun intended), you get so excited that your fluids are already on edge. Here are three tips to make you last a little longer and transform you from being a guy whose performance and endurance in the bedroom/campus library/campus stairway will be stuff off legend, rather than stuff of laughter.

TIP # 1: DISTRACT YOURSELF

I know you want to soak it all in, but you can’t handle that right now. Look around the room and assess the decor. Think about sports. Think about the homework you have and didn’t do. Bite your tongue or cheek and make your mind focus on something other than the stimulation that your nerves are experiencing at the moment. Keep your mind busy and try to think about anything NOT related to sex. Hell, even think of someone hideous. We recommend getting your hands on the above pillowcases to keep your mind off of things .

TIP # 2: CHANGE POSITIONS

Feeling everything you possibly can. Imagine you have a small odometer or gauge of some kind. 0 being completely soft and 10 being the point of climax. Every time you get between an 8 and 9, switch positions and let your meter go down a little bit before you blow it. After awhile, you may find yourself almost stuck in the 8 or 9 area, even when you take a really short break to switch positions. When that happens, you need to do the deed and go down on her. This will give your blood enough time to leave the area that it is so concentrated in at the moment, which will then help you last longer. Once you feel yourself lower to at least a 4 or 5, you can throw your “star player” back in the game.

TIP # 3: “THE MOVE”

There is a little move of sorts that will help you last longer. It hurts a tad bit and for whatever reason, I am not a fan of it. Essentially, the concept is to press (with force) two fingers on the tube you feel between your anus and genital region. This “button” will clog any blood or semen flow for a sharp moment and cause a small amount of confusion through your nerve system.

PLAN B MATERIAL

Couldn’t control yourself and blew your load already? There is still some hope for redemption…

Go down on her until you can get your blood flowing again.

Pinch some of the elastic on the condom and snap the condom against yourself. Calmly tell her that the condom almost broke and you’re going to put in a new one. That should buy you some time to get yourself “re-focused.”