Video-Games That Will Get Her in Your Room

It has plagued college men since the beginning of time, how exactly do you get the girl to go back to your room?  Lame excuses like “I want you to meet my roommates” won’t get her to go back to your room.  We here at The Campus Throne have been conducting extensive research.  Day and night our  sexual scientists have been up trying to figure out a way to help solve this problem.  But, after months of experiments, our scientists have an answer.

Surprisingly, one of the easiest ways to get a girl to go back to your room is to suggest she play with your Wii!  Wii, for those who have a really dirty mind, is a system created by Nintendo and is all about movement.  Let’s say you’re playing a baseball game and the ball is coming at you on screen.  Swing the remote and your actions will be projected into the game.  Luckily for everyone who buys a Wii, it comes with five free games.  The one resounding thing our scientists have discovered is “Women love the Wii.  They love to hold it in their hands and don’t like to let go.” (no pun intended)  We kid you not.

Here are some games that are sure to have the girl you brought back to your room all over you:

WII SPORTS

This game comes with the system and has five games built in which are baseball, golf, tennis, bowling and boxing.  We noticed that when you mix alcohol in with bowling you are bound to have a good time.  Might we suggest strip bowling: the loser of the frame must take off one article of clothing.  Keep going until someone loses…

WII PLAY

This bad boy comes with a free controller and nine mini games.  Very similar to Wii Sports where you can playfully be competitive and then loose to her.  Make her feel like she is “all that” and then loose to her again.  If she really likes you she’ll start teasing you.  She’s all yours after that.

GUITAR HERO/ROCK BAND

Available on all major systems.  Very simple design to this game, you have a guitar with four buttons on it and you try and match those colors up with the ones on the screen.  It’s a great party game or a great one on one game with you new lady friend.  It’s tough to find a girl who doesn’t like guitar hero, and if you do, drop her ass because she doesn’t know how to have fun.

MARIO KART

Who doesn’t know this game? Besides being a fun game and easy to learn, its also made perfectly so you can convincingly throw the game! And here’s the bonus: seeing as this game dates back to the dawn of Nintendo, it’s sure to bring back a sense of nostalgia that no other game on this list can create. Since there are so many versions we are going to recommend the Wii version since it is the most interactive (allowing the most physical contact and excitement).

DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION

This is very similar to Guitar Hero being it’s a rhythm game but instead of a guitar you have a mat with arrows on it.  You follow the arrows as they appear on the screen and move to the beat.  We definitely recommend this with alcohol.  Might we suggest teaching her how to play; get behind her and move with her on the dance pad…let the alcohol do the rest.

Now you know that video games aren’t just for dudes.  They can help you get that girl back to your room.  Just make sure they know what the Wii is before you ask them to use both hands when they play with it.

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